When I was a kid my neighbor and I used to go to the sportsmen’s club and walk through the woods looking for unbroken clay pigeons. We’d gather them up and try to sell them to the shooters for like a nickel a piece, and most of them obliged. But yeah, sneaking around in the woods at a firing range is probably not the…

That was really in7en7itive.

Could be worse. What about poor Josh Glasser?

The good old days...

A donut covered in SpongeBob jizz and rabbit shit is not my idea of sexual.

Ironically, the heat of his takes only further increases the amount of human-caused global warming.

Zac Efron + tank top + DJ Gear = PEAK DOUCHEBRO

Roger Goodell and Patriots owner Robert Kraft already have met, spoke and even hugged, per an industry source who witnessed it.

At the peak of its reign, the show was everything to everyone

Yeah, it’s not too often that my xhamster favorites list gets played at Cannes.

I don’t know, I live here and I disagree. Pittsburgh residents are doomed Yinzer redneck morons who would more likely fawn over some schmuck in a .38 Special video.

Peter King called his mom to let her know that Robin Williams died.

Can’t imagine why Costas doesn’t care for the “Look At Me Types.”

“The name of the Mayor of New York is Wagner; Wagner was the greatest player of the old Pittsburgh Pirates; Pirates recently captured the Santa Maria; Santa Maria was the flagship of Christopher Columbus; Columbus is the capital of Ohio. Ohio’s official tree is the Buckeye; Buckee is another name for...

I hope she takes all of his money and goes on a vacation far away.

I’m a 37 year old male. I messed around with this app today and it literally said I was either a 40-year old man or a 71-year old woman.

Mine doesn’t, but I have a wife and three kids. If they all left me tomorrow (fingers crossed) that might change.

(It claims you can make 3,125 meals, though we only count 25. We’re not sure where Prevention’s math came from.)

Which craft brewery double-hopped IPA goes best with chicken nuggets and ranch dressing?