I guess, but I struggle with equating "good with money" to caring about a friend having a job or the quality of roads. (I also struggle with equating "inheriting a shit ton of money" to "good with money.")

Seriously, what am I missing? In context he's saying, essentially,

So...in the mouth then?

Roger Goodell: “Wait for it...”

Great column, as always, but...

I love that it’s the other team shown going ape-shit over that move. That was bad-ass.

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If I get interrupted while reading a GM article one more time by Steve Nash in a wig drinking a stubby Coors Light bottle or whatever I may end up being Hernandez’s cellmate.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

It’s a long, cylindrical, warm, lubricated device that goes on the penis. When you pump it back and forth rapidly, it measures the stiffness of the penis to find out if you get erections.

I don’t believe it.

Seconded. I even read Burneko's basketball posts despite the fact that I have never been interested in basketball. They are both just damn fine wordsmiths.

But everything I learned by watching Dexter tells me that all they had to do was type “Darren Sharper” into the box and all of that information would have been presented to them within fractions of a second.

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Very, very soon.

There’s no word yet on exactly how many portable toilets will be trucked into the stadium in time for tonight’s game, or where exactly they will be located.

The Pirates were my first love, as a child of the late 80’s/early 90’s, and despite the success of the Penguins and Steelers during the years of futility, they’re still my favorite local team. I’ve seen multiple championships here, but I was a year old the last time the Pirates won. I would give anybody else’s left…

omg pics or it didn’t happen!

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

If this set of stimuli causes your body to pump blood to a particular organ you are ok.

If this similar but a little different set of stimuli causes your body to pump blood to a particular organ you are an evil-doer who will burn in hell for eternity and you can't have my pizza.