Man, I'd love to suck some cock today, but I can't because Jesus.

Or their mouth over one.

In fairness, you have to be beaten over the head several times to believe what these people believe.

I'm not very educated with regards to advanced stats, so forgive me if this is simplistic or entirely stoopid altogether, but why not look at something like WAR/162? Take every player's WAR, multiply it by 162, then divide by number of games played. So your hypothetical above would be:

Exactly. This is not "not giving a fuck." This is giving the most fucks.

Found his replacement:

No, I'm an idiot.

Oh right, shit. Well, I guess Simmons would be the type to jump the shark on a different vehicle just to be different.

If surfboards had rearview mirrors, would the shark even be visible in his anymore?

Fuck, Canada

Totally. Liam Neeson is 62. Tom Cruise is 52. Jet Li is 51. I don't think the age is the issue.

Aw dog you totally BURNED that fool bro. Sick burn bro. Let's chest bump and compare scrotums. MAN SHIT bro. Good look bro bro.

Those are the worst videos on xhamster.

discount fair

Thanks, sarcastic Yoda.

Every year or two, one team decides that its window is as open as it's ever going to be, and makes the short-term deals with veterans that it believes will put it over the top.

You just have to use a non-porous cutting board because with celiac disease cross-contamination is a big concern. If I make pasta, and am only making gluten-free pasta for her, I have to use separate spoons, separate colanders, etc. It's a pain in the ass, but we're used to it by now.