My favorite part is when everybody decides to rush the court.

WHY IS THIS NOT A PHOTOSHOP CONTEST?!

Look, I think Peter King is a washed-up jock-sniffing hack who eats Roger Goodell's skyline chili as much as the next guy.

I have to think this is addressed somewhere in Leviticus.

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

Why was there no toilet paper in the bowl?

How do these wake-up-lights work for married people?

How do these wake-up-lights work for married people?

Do you think Michael Grabner really believes he can score a goal across his own face?

OH MY GOD

Great stuff from a great man, but it has fuck-all to do with productivity.

You can hear the "f" sound just after the "in." I'm pretty sure it was "In-fucking-credible."

It's an ill-conceived disaster from the very first frame, and frankly, I'm completely baffled that it exists at all.

So she has a Pro Bowl vote?

Me next, me next!!!

Due to its size, "10K" is how I refer to my retirement fund.

Who's money is behind the New England Patriots, anyway?

Can God throw a pass so poorly that even He can't intercept it?