Don’t call it Fake News call it propaganda. Between Rush Limbaugh and Fox News right wing propaganda has been a staple for so many in our country.

This election started making sense the moment I realized it isn’t just that so many people in the country identified with Trump’s politics (though there are plenty that do), it’s that so many people in this country, far more than I ever imagined, deep down inside see themselves the same way Trump sees himself.

“...the US spent 54% of its discretionary budget on the military.”

That’s your problem right there.

What we can do is identify those people, and when the time comes that their ignorance leads to something bad happening, we shame them straight into the ground (literally or figuratively, your choice) and if they ever decide to show their faces again we shame them into the ground in the other manner.

Yup. We are fighting a hydra. A dumb, but aggressive hydra. I have no idea how you do that and win.

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style back into the white house.

The threat of atomic warfare hasn’t made me this anxious since the 80's.

More funny things Rick Perry doesn’t know:

I believe it was Trump’s many mouthpieces who claimed that he was talking about upgrades. To my knowledge, Trump himself has repeatedly insisted that we need many more nukes. The idea that he was talking about modernizing the existing stockpile was just a cover story by his sycophants who realized that NO RATIONAL…

They better get cash up front.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

The room erupts in laughter, as we’re reminded that Perry is now about to be confirmed as head of the department he wanted to cut completely

I am calling it now. Nuclear war within 6 months.

Sure. “Accidentally.” ;)

In June 2006, the top-secret nose cone fuse assemblies of four Minuteman III missiles were accidentally shipped from Hill Air Force Base in Utah to Taiwan, which had requested helicopter batteries; the boxes sat for nearly two years before the Air Force, prompted by Taiwanese officials, finally acknowledged its error.

Oh, did they take a break from “Hitler Escaped to Argentina, Part 757"?

Are you saying my Dank Memes AREN’T this generation’s The American Crisis?

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.