So, just like Chicago Public Schools, except less shootey?

Watched it just for that. He can’t believe this shit is happening.

It has come to this. Our government is more absurd than a 20 year old Simpson’s episode. Fuck me.

I actually assumed she had to be talking about some kind of euphemism for homeless people but no she meant actual grizzly bears.

Stephen Colbert is part of the liberal media’s anti-bear fear campaign. How often does the media talk about the number of lives bears save every day? Never, because they don’t want you to know the truth.

Don’t forget those kids getting a full serving of vegetables with every ketchup packet!

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

I literally watched this happen live (yes, I’m serious), and I still don’t believe it.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

This is why they’re not allowed within 1000 ft. of schools in the first place.

That’s what the Dump camp hoped: that these women would just sift down to the bottom of the scandal junk drawer. Allred could really pull off an impeachment finale if she does this right.

“Please understand that you will not intimidate me,” she said in a statement directed at Trump. “Others who are smarter, richer and more famous than you have tried and failed.”

Good. Now they can do discovery and either catch him committing perjury or uncover a veritable Pandora’s box of horrible behavior.

1. He didn’t commit this act as President.

I don’t know if it’s actually agoraphobia, but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. On top of everything else Trump already is, I just can’t wrap my head around the way he lives his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

I just ugly cried when that one kid yelled “Barack Obama!” with so much joy.

Don’t be silly.