“Hey James, would you mind doing something that we can shit on you for later?”

Seems legit!

so what yr saying is that he shouldn’t even be allowed to work as a volunteer?

When they offer you the chance to play against Bobby Portis with puffy mitts of any kind, you take it.

(Grabs speakerphone) yes

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Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

That’s a dismally low bar to clear. It’s like saying if you HAD to eat poop, which animal’s poop would you prefer? Empirically, there’s probably a best choice, but you’re still eating shit.

I don’t get it either. If this were at home, it’d be understandable. Everyone’s more themselves when they think they’re not being watched.

*Checks Josh Smith’s resume and the New Orleans roster*

This sounds like a bunch of Istanbul shit to me.

“Firing him was Earlementary, my dear Watson.”

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Drew Magary is wearing out his * key for this afternoons Jamboroo.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

We’ve won every Super Bowl and most World Series, I think we can let the little countries battle for their adorable “World Cup”.