Let’s, um, forget some guys?

Sounds like Erd Lakes Regional Airport would be a more fitting name.

“don’t be the victim of a crime” is what you are saying.

egg

him?

Probably not, Aron Baynes is 30 years old.

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Why would they sign Kaepernick? They already have a quarterback with knee issues.

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

There’s not a lot in the 250+ page NCAA rule book about raping children in the shower. You can rape children in the shower, but you can’t be wearing a shirt with your school’s name on it while you do so.

That is the single most Mom thing that’s ever been Mommed. Just perfect.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

Sounds like he and Tomsula belong to the same HOA.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

“Half-priced Pierre Jacksons this weekend only! Buy one Vander Blue, get one Jarnell Stokes free!”

I thought that ‘GM in flip-flops’ passage must have been from Peter King, and then Googled it and found out it wasn’t, despite the nauseating boosterism.

You mean minute 3, right?