Colts dodged a bullet.

I don’t want to sound cynical, but the James to GSW story is exactly what ESPN would write if they were thought their afternoon shout shows needed content for the day.

Still an improvement on the Blight Sox updates.

It’s almost like Donald Sterling is still in charge.

why not both

Between this, Lillard calling for a meeting with the owner, Wall’s midget comments, and everyone getting ejected in the last seconds of the Clippers game....today was a weird NBA day.

Dear God please yes.

I endured 2 years of Kurt Rambis. No way anyone’s dumber than Kurt (or me, for continuing to be a fan).

Fuck you, Larry.

Not punching back, thereby reducing how fun this thread would’ve been.

Did Westbrook even have time to f-bomb the ref between techs 1 and 2?

This would imply that the Patriots are human and not just soulless automatons sent to destroy the NFL.

Not sure if elaborate troll or extremely stupid.

“How come these people I’m trying to get fired hate me?”

That’s a lot of P.F. Changs.

Ain’t got time for laundry at home cause it’s 24/7 football in the Rich Rod offices!

While we’re getting insufferables off TV, someone please hire Mark Jackson.

“Music is bad now that I’m losing popularity.”

I see him as a self-aware blowhard, so...better than most, I guess.

Things are really looking up for the Cleveland Browns.