I’m a big fan of coverage that shits on the White Sox.

While you’re taking requests, more White Sox coverage please.

It’s kind of sad that the best case scenario is someone walked into his office while he was Hoovering some oxy.

I speak for all Wolves fans when I ask: What are the playoffs?

If you think Glen Taylor’s gonna eat $21M of Thibs’s contract you’re obviously unfamiliar with Glen Taylor.

If they don’t, you can be assured they’ll trade him to the Nationals for a fat POS reliever.

Let’s remember pretend we’ve heard of some guys!

The new coach of the Memphis Grizzlies:

Gotta preserve that access so they can write fluff pieces they think are journalism.

Get ready for the next head coach of the Chicago Bears, Greg Schiano!

Plus he was guaranteed an ineligible man downfield penalty after about 2 seconds. Nothing wrong with taking the fall for your teammates.

Fix your defense and especially your offensive line, and Generic Backup Quarterback No. 234 can actually win you a lot of football games

His original message “I make everything about me” missed the cut somehow.

Jeff Teague is the Dwight Howard of point guards.

Ignoring the human cost is our true national pasttime.

“When I don’t feel ready to go, I shoot up, and then I’m fine. Why can’t Luck do this?”

I don’t think you need to worry about Kenneth Faried getting better.

Augmon was a poor man’s James Posey.

NAIA athletes are going to be really bummed out when they find out they have to go somewhere other than Arkansas for their tournament.

My Google alert for “PSYCHEDELIC MACEDONIAN SPORTS REPORTAGE” finally pays off!