Fuck John Harbaugh and his whining ass; the only good to come of this is that maybe he’ll stop throwing a tantrum about Belichick outsmarting him in the 2014 playoffs.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

“racist sports takes”

I’d name them the Vegas Odds, and then I’d give them letters instead of numbers, and we’d play Cheeseburger In Paradise every time we score a goal because that would all be very odd.

Nightowel is any fabric within reach that you can grab when you’re about to climax.

Again, my ire is not directed at the programs themselves, at least in the intent. As a fiscal conservative my frustrations grow from the bloated bureaucracy! Look, I was in the military for 8 years and I can attest first hand that fiscal carelessness is a pandemic in military spending from top to bottom. At the…

Sweet Jesus. If you need help, Hannah, just ask.

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

Was expecting a Magary wardrobe malfunction, disappointed. Guess he’s still a slave to BIG ZIPPER

To be fair, Tebow only prayed a couple times. Demariyus Thomas prayed the other 80.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

Disagree. As a flyers fan I hate both these teams, so I can be objective about the series.

“Make America great again!”

Thanks, I’m a fan. Your food articles are sorely missed. How about ungreying me?

At first I thought you were just ignorant as shit, but I feel like I’m picking up a solid troll vibe here? Maybe? Have to be. Like, this was a joke, right? Every bit of reason in me says this has to be an excellent troll job.

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

Caps collapse, followed by another Nats post All-Star break meltdown, then a slide right into the Skins yearly failure, only to have it all wrapped up with the Trump inauguration in January.

Based on that picture, I can only assume they lost to the Arizona State Sun Devils.