At least in Minnesota his terrible restaurant franchises would actually improve the local cuisine instead of insulting it.

If these lesser sports get more diverse, it just means white people will have to invent even dumber sports so they can win something. See: doubles luge

Tennys the Mennys as it were?

Wait, do you think Tom Dempsey doesn’t have arms?

Because he only knows how to do one thing, refuses to adapt, and as such is becoming more and more expendable by the day? Sounds like the working class to me.

wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race

Would it ruin your marriage if I pointed out that Majerle wasn’t on the 1996 team?

Fuck that, I’m a Caps season ticket holder and he sucks. He was one of the main reasons for the lockout a few years ago, has jacked up season ticket prices 150% over the last 5 years, and this year pulled the same bullshit no ticket-printing stunt that the Yankees got blasted for earlier this year. I get that if you…

Let it all hang out Clark!

Brad Boxberger

This is the one time I’d like to see what a certain snarky former punter has to say about a Deadspin article.

Nope, NSKI isn’t a word

I’ve never heard of the guy but I have a theory as to why Packers fans might like him.

Get 3 loaves so you can make bread puddin when it starts getting stale

How does your sad personal hypothetical about your job relate to a group of amateurs playing a game for fun?

Dinger-Socking champion - Barry Bonds
Jack-Socking champion - Jack Sock

Catch me as Judge Melvoy in this season’s Always Sunny episode 7!

Of course it was done by a man, it’s a legal statement, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner

We should probably stop interviewing athletes.