Talk to the audience?!

It’s odd that James and Dave Franco had to sit in the audience.

Thanks for ruining the ending of the Bee Movie.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Kate, this is overall solid reporting, but you made a key error in the Greek yogurt section. You neglected to mention that Fage Total is the only Greek yogurt worth eating, and all others are trash. That’s just irresponsible journalism

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

I’m sure Bostonians will receive this news with calm and understanding.

Montreal is a fucking rad city. Tampa is where old white people go to die. There’s absolutely no comparison.

When I was in college, the townie women used to go to the college bars and try to take back any college guy they could find. Some of them were in their mid 30s-40s. We were pretty sure they were trying to get pregnant, and sure enough, one of the guys I knew knocked one of them up. Now he has a townie baby and he’s…

So revenge porn is wrong unless it involves Hulk Hogan. Got it.

You’re tremendously edgy.

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

I checked in with the pile of human shit this week and it too is getting ready for Sunday

I mean, to be fair, this is the first time Minnesotta has ever hosted a super bowl (I think). These women knew that, and chose to hold their press conference any way. They could have held it two weeks ago, and the press would have been there. They could have held it in a week and a half, and the press would have been…

The goggles do nothing!

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Anyone who likes Moes has awful taste. No offense.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Scalabrine held it all together.