Deadspin is asshole. Why Charlie hate?

The Aristocrats!

Kenan Thompson does a great Albert Belle impression.

I don’t like the vast majority of cross-posts from Jezebel on Deadspin. Does that count?

Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz, book it.

I think Theismann was mistakenly referring to Nick Foles.

Bro, when you tack on mass, you sacrifice flexibility.

Did you really just publish a hyperlink with the title “noted racist” and link it to some random dude’s Twitter rant as evidence? That’s weaker than a Wikipedia citation in a PHD dissertation.

Subject: Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, apologizes to valued client. Some companies still know how business is done.  

27 degrees? Man, what are they going to do with all those dead frozen bodies?

Think of all the rare first-edition books that might have been stolen.

This blog post is racist as hell.

Fucking nerds

Wait, after all the trades they’ve made, they still somehow manage to have a $102 million payroll? Is Martin Prado making $40 million a year?

The Ozuna family just arrived at the St. Louis Lampert International Airport, but his wife’s ass is still delayed in Miami.

As a Giants fan, my only hope is that whomever the eventually hire has his hair slicked back all the way back with his own snot and looks like a chubby third-grader who always smells like farts.

Ben Mcadoo and Jerry Reese deserve to get their respective jaws broken for the organizational disrespect shown to Giants greats Eli and Tom Coughlin on the way out. This season has been a nightmare.

Dion Waiters and no one.

Yes, the only appropriate response to the Hollywood rape/sexual misconduct scandals is to label the majority of an entire gender as trash. Doesn’t this defeatist attitude just proliferate the behavior of vile men by arguing for a nature over nuture dynamic? It would be far more beneficial in my opinion to demand that…

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