He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

Dad, you need to log off.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

This team, its owners, its general manager, and its coach can all fuck directly off. I hope the team plane is just slowly nudged into the swamp in Newark.

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

I’m seein’ triple here! Nine Nicki Minajes!

That’s so obviously photoshopped!

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

And who wants to be factory trash when you could be handmade, bespoke trash like the Knicks?

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down