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Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

“If you turn that paper over, I bet it’s on ESPN letterhead.” - Patriots fan

When Tom Brady sees the sign:

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Just look what it did for Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

Catcalling? You gotta be kidding. Debate is the central pillar of the political process. And she responds as if he’s whistling at her calling “Hey baby”? It’s an invitation to a POLITICAL DEBATE.

He was definitely not being facetious. 

So he was professional in the interview, and the only evidence of any bitterness is the time at which he held his press conference?

PEOPLE MAKING DUMB ASS DECISIONS: THE NOVEL

Brawling in an elevator actually counts as a doctoral thesis at ASU.

Awesome decision-making there, initiating a fight with a phone in one hand, his hoodie up so he can’t see but can be ragdolled fairly easily, and his pants hanging below his hips. I can probably also take an NBA player with a couple of my friends in these conditions.

God I would hate to be a Houston Raptors fan come playoff time 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”