He teabagged half the city later that night.

Do your print job!

I have never witnessed a female magician before.  I got to say...a lot less creepy.

Did you ever consider that maybe it’s Brent Musberger that’s making all the babes wet?

He’s going to feel awfully foolish when the Knicks lose in the first round of the playoffs in three years.

This is a very helpful article. The absolute worst guy at the gym is when there are only two smith machines and he decides to occupy BOTH at the same time, all the while shooting dirty looks at anyone who dares to look his way.

That’s called a reverse bird shit.

The worst part was when he was leaving the convention center he put his blunt out on the exposed titty of a veteran with cancer.

“Leave These Things Out of Your Tinder Profile”

Moe Wagner now starring in Wagina Monologues

This is well done.

I mean, he’s not that good looking, I’m better looking than him. Ok, he’s good looking, slightly hotter than I am. Alright, I’m dog shit in a fat suit and he’s an Adonis. Fine, I killed myself without leaving a note and science will be forced to find a way to make sure that his genes live on forever.

Somebody immediately check on B.D. Wong, please.

Lebron really should have played in the NHL.

That’s his real hair, you guys.

That guy clearly has anemia.

If there is a story about a Tampa Bay Rays relief pitcher which isn’t compelling, I haven’t heard it.

R.I.P. San Diego Mariners.

I kinda thought the reporter’s name was Arena Debate.

Unwritten rules are dumb, that’s why baseball got rid of them a long time ago.