Git your pitchforks!

This list is mostly butt. 28 Weeks Later, Wolf Creek, and Trouble Every Day? I’ve woken up in puddles of scarier shit than those films. This list had such an agenda that I’m surprised they left off An Inconvenient Truth.

In protest, OBJ downs a bottle of Oxy for his touchdown celebration this Sunday in front of a shocked and appalled nation.

I would puke and punch someone in the face too if I had to watch Ereck Flowers play live.

Equality!

This video represents the fewest bases Giancarlo Stanton has reached in over a month.

His take would have been more resonant if he bothered to show a little emotion.

“Because she is white, Tina Fey possesses the privilege of access. She can go places I just cannot go, can hear conversations I’ll never be within earshot of, and can grab audiences I’d never keep.”

Thank you for this article. I thought generally she was just one of the few good sideline reporters in basketball, but I didn’t realize she was a genuine badass to boot. Those shots on Popovich were inspired!

Why on Earth has this been re-posted on Deadspin?

Where did you get your legal knowledge? The toilet store?

Something tells me Jamal Adams is going to get his wish granted on a weekly basis.

“I told you that guy is a creep.”

I put a monster condom on my magnum hot dog.

According to the rules of Internet hyper-sensitivity, Beth you will coerced by brute force commentary into tweeting an inauthentic apology to “all those who took offense” within 24 hours tops. I look forward to reading about this controversy on Huffington Post tomorrow.

Member when something like this would get you fired immediately? I member.

Sandra Bullock should have to return her Oscar for this.

You mean the accused rapist who joked on Twitter about a deadly natural disaster in Houston and twice got benched for Blaine fucking Gabbert? I can’t imagine why greedy and filthy rich NFL owners would be hesitant to risk alienating half of their fanbase in order to sign a 29-year old potential backup QB who has only…

The world needs an Anthony Weiner and Chris Christie UPN remake of Bosom Buddies.

This is where I insult you for choosing to share a different opinion.