Incredibly boring. 0/10

What recommendations do you have for those of us in a punters-only league?

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

Cashman: “There is a $1000 leaving town tax!”

Live look at Drew Magary:

He’s all stocked up with a case of Campbell’s for each week in the season, another for each bowl day, and his special bowl is ready

“Who am I? Am I Jacob Marley? You know, the ghost guy with the chains? I that who I’m supposed to be?”

I lived in Worcester MA when the Giants beat the Pats in 2011. My car had NY plates and I left the party to find my tires slashed. really good representation of the type of people who root for this team

Ok but what about measuring the dicks of other people’s kids?

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.

I’d appreciate if you try this again hinting at a conspiracy and launching ad hominem attacks.

More or less Babe Ruth. More or less Jesus. More or less my write-in vote for president.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

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the chargers are the guy who offers 1$ in the classic game theory experiment and are furious when the other party declines

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”