So she got a worse suspension for calling a (cowardly) team cowardly than she did for knocking out her nephew?

I look forward to my Orioles once again shitting the bed against them in the ALDS in the near future.

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melting a slice of crappy american cheese on unfrosted blueberry or strawberry is the real #1.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

#BadTake

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

What a fucking shit this woman is.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

I can’t disagree with any of this take. To find someone who wasn’t doping right along with him, you’d probably have to go to like the 50th place finisher, and that guy wasn’t beating Armstrong, doping or no doping.

Come on, Barry. I would much rather see A-rod play than sit, but to say the Yankees aren’t playing for anything is disingenuous. They are 4.5-games off of the second wild card and they have, according to Nate Silver’s blog, an 8% chance of making the playoffs. Is that great? Hell no! Are they going to make the…

I’m sure that there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

never dip your pen into the company ink...

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.