“I could definitely lift more than her.”
reggiemillerburglesturds
reggiemillerburglesturds
“Just another example of Hillary’s America.”
“What a coward.”
Looks like Andre the Giant pissed in that pool.
“Hey Phelpsy, ya mind if I borrow your toothbrush for a sec?”
uncorks bottle of champagne, celebrates
“Fine, just more time for me to bang Cameron Diaz’s corpse.”
Fuck the Patriots.
slits would-be robber’s throat
That was a good parody for sure, but I feel like beer commercials during the pro football season already use offensive male stereotypes to perfection, and by brute force.
Respect for Eli, if for no other reason than he has viciously dunked a basketball in Peyton Manning’s dumb face before.
Yasiel you later.
This victory over Nigeria should really put United States basketball on the map.
“Hey man, will you try to block this super-athletic guy’s full running start dunk attempt on a 9-foot rim while I film it?”
“True d’at.”
Now there’s that sweet aroma of fat titty sweat and donut breath.
Peppermiiiiint troll!!
Dion Waiters is that smelly kid who had the only Nintendo when you were young, but would only let you watch him play it when you slept over.
That’s probably the most Griffey has ever sweat in his life...