Sale’s trade value just plummeted. Now they’re really going to lose their shirts when they trade him.

This lunatic is more of a loose cannon than the Macho Man.

The Knicks have a super team in the same sense as my cat’s Super Supper wet food is super.

“You fucking fat fuck!”

Maybe Ji-Man Choi is just gay married to every man in that dugout.

You know that the Marlins Man somehow had a front row seat to this event.

Houston, we have a problem.

got it....avoid standing up straight with square shoulders, and lots of sweating.

spoken like a true jerk-off

He bought his morning-after gift baskets in bulk.

RIP Mike Carey’s spot-on analysis

I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game.

Just another example of a successful black man getting hassled by the police for no reason.

At least the people of Oklahoma City have a rich and wonderful culture to fall back on.

stick to hamburgers, you dumb broads

I don’t care what anyone else says, his mangled hand makes his normal hand look magnificent.

No wonder he’s failed so many drug tests...

As a Knicks fan, I voted with my heart. Never forget.

Rickon died like Bambi’s mom.