yup, part of his job is to talk to the media and if he doesn't do it fine him. Don't esculate said fine though

It seems to me that penises should be compared to vaginas, and that confusing breasts with sexual organs is a sign of programming, i.e. buying into patriarchy as opposed to rejecting it. The fact that people are still so obsessed with breasts is the truly weird thing in my opinion

I know this is going to be controversial/get me yelled at by a lot of people in the greys but I kind of don't really have the energy to give a flying fuck about Page 3. The Sun is poopy garbage and anyone with half a brain knows it's poopy garbage. If, like, The Independent was running pics of topless women every…

Interesting how the money keeps coming up. The players' humanity takes a back seat to their salary for some people, and you've made it pretty clear what side you're on.

His job is in the gym, at practice and on the field, to play his best for his coach and teammates, and he does that job superbly. His job is not NFL PR, or answering the same stupid questions from the same stupid hacks.

I have to disagree here. I would probably do that same thing as Lynch.

Greeny has the best Idea how to fix this crap. The draft lottery #1 should go to the team CLOSEST to making the playoffs and go down from there till number #6 and then switch to the lottery system. That way we actually reward these guys for trying and playing hard. And it makes it so if you suck, its cause you dont…

No player in the history of the league has negotiated a contract based on the strength of his post-game interviews. It is not something he's paid for. And the only reason the league is escalating fines is because standard fines don't work...anytime they highlight the fact that Marshawn Lynch was fined X amount for not…

I'm pretty sure he didn't read the article, he was just here to give you his hot take.

All the people that are like "it's part of his job and contract blah blah blah I'm a fucking shitstain" need to fuck right off. Who fucking cares? Do you really need to hear generic, canned responses to generic, canned questions from another player? Are the platitudes and cliches spouted off daily by NFL players…

NAWT A STAH.

Cheese and crackers only does so poorly because the unwashed masses in the grays are allowed to vote.

I'll be honest, that was like Sophie's choice to me. As a Midwestern transplant to bigger cities, my upbringing loves ranch, and my more sophisticated city girl loves tzatziki. I'll just take a container of both and be happy as a clam.

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Crudite never stood a fucking chance with this crowd.

After the Tzatziki debacle last year, I no longer have confidence in the voting process.

And here I thought the most contentious articles of the year would be about race relations.

Thank you.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

Seriously, all these stories are like "so I was obsessed with this girl I didn't really know and who didn't really show any interest in me...so I did something incredibly awkward and needy in public to show her how amazing I am, and she found it awkward and needy instead of romantic!" Gosh women sure are heartless.