Every time I write about how much I like New Haven-style pizza, New Haven people always have to comment with some dumb shit like "there is no New York-style pizza" and make me really, really wish I didn't like their food.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

"I really thought waffle cones were discovered in St. Louis. Like, we had a whole week about that in middle school."

"Vitriol" is the wrong word for what this is.

Richard Sherman "shut down" that Patriots #4 option in the Super Bowl. Regis, on the other hand held the Seahawks only arguable receiving threat to to one catch on a somewhat play of luck (for lack of a better word, I'm sure Baldwin intentionally used the ref as a pick, but the point is still valid that he didn't get…

Yea he just turned into Sheldon Richardson and got a front-loaded deal when they have huge cap space. But you are right, LOLjets

thank you for this. Everyone is assuming the Jets got him at a higher price then a few years ago and are morons, which is fine because they are the Jets. Revis, before he got traded, wanted $16 million dollars a year. The Jets were in full rebuild mode and got another first round pick which turned into Sheldon…

They also traded him for Sheldon Richardson and Dee Milliner and then got him back a year later. But LOLJets I guess

Dude, it's really not even close. Are we still in a time and place where people need to see a dozen interceptions next to a corner's name to know their value? Whether it be players and coaches around the league, or analysts and evaluators like Football Outsiders everyone is on the same page that Revis is the best with…

How can a line from inside the body of the article be called "clickbait"? You've literally already clicked by the time you read it. Accusing Barry of trying to bait clicks with an aside from the body of the post, frankly, is far, far sillier and more clueless than saying Darrelle Revis is a lot better than Richard…

I'm glad Deadspin is taking Revis's side. I'm a Pats fan and am sad to see him go, but as a human being I'm happy to see a guy actually use his leverage repeatedly in a league where everyone plays a bloodsport on contracts that can be voided at any time. More elite players should hire whoever his agent is.

Murder him in his sleep.

I have (very uncomfortably) sat at a table with one. I slipped back in and made sure the tip was appropriate before we left, and never ever EVER went into a restaurant with him again. He also announced at the beginning of the meal that he was planning to complain enough to get us free desserts.

If corporations are truly people, McDonald's is the guy who takes five ones on the table at the start of the meal, announces that it's the tip, and pockets one for every time the waiter's groveling is insufficient.

Look, we all know there's only one guy who can chew a toothpick and make it look cool:

It really is! I don't know why but I love seeing I got a completely arbitrary badge (checked in a North Carolina beer this week and got some festival badge, go team). Glad I am not the only one

My completely arbitrary distinction for "trophy hunting" a beer is

Unita has an entire series of "crooked line" beers. The cooper is among my overall favorites beers and the labyrinth tastes like black licorice (I like it, some don't) and will get you drunk. Everything I have had from them is top notch. http://www.crookedlinebeers.com/CrookedBrewery…

I call them my oblivion goggles - I just don't see it all the time. Clutter, dog fur - I don't always notice it. But when I DO notice it, omfg, holy deep cleaning. Maybe that's why I hate cleaning - I always exhaust myself when I do it.

Will, I know you are not on the Untappd train, but one of the main reasons to use it is to find who is serving what in whatever neighborhood you happen to be in. It has a nearby beer feature.