i dont see vanellope von schweet. 

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

Further, the notion that anybody can be certain, solely due to the fact that Cleopatra was Macedonian, can be certain of her skin tone, to the point of criticizing a portrayal as ahistorical, is an inherent contradiction...

So... giving your post a charitable read, you seem to be under two misconceptions:

Naked photos with Chubby Carol...

I thought Entertainment 360 closed down after Tom and Jean Ralphio spent all their money. 

“House on Haunted Hill” forced Geoffrey Rush to act with Chris Freakin’ Kattan, which is worth a lot. But “Thirteen Ghosts”... sorry, “Thir13en Ghosts” had F Murray Abraham and Tony Shalhoub on set with Matthew Lillard at his goofiest, and that’s a rare gift. (It also had Shannon Elizabeth being haunted by a nude ghost…

“Great pitch, I love it, but one note: could you make it more conquerish and less commandish?”

Which is odd because I don’t even remember “I Will Always Love You” being in it.

It is, because sex is exhausting.

Or, for that matter, smiling or laughing!

“Cor’ blimey! Tha’s the Daredevil, tha’ is!”

Okay

HOW DA YA LIKE THEM AIRPPLES?!

Something something could have had more seasons of The Tick

Its a slippery slope 

Just imagine if the original comment was two sentences.

*they will do whatever they want

“And I know a lot about obvious disappointing behavior for almost 30 years!”

What if the real Harley is the friends we made along the way?