They never explain anything about how the universe jumping is happening. What they do is establish how it was a family drama all along. And how life is a constant fight against Nihilism. All while being the most creative and wild film in recent memory. You don’t have to like it or even understand it but you never…

Then you missed the turning point in Act 2 where all that shit starts forming the actual thesis of the film. But hey you have a dumb story for the rest of your life now.

Imagine walking into your house - your dream house that you and your wife finally built together - and seeing a gallon of water in a glass bottle fucking her on your bed...the same bed where you revealed your deepest secrets...where you surprised each other with breakfasts in bed...where you conceived your two…

He’s obviously on... speed.

the industry is very anti-cuckold.

Counter to your point, you can get that shit cruelty-free and it’s even fucking better. https://amysdrivethru.com/menu/rohnert-park

There is some feeling that the commentariat on avclub is kind of better or kind of more centrist or kind of have more common sense than the rest, when its mostly very conservative liberal almost boomer ideology north american people who feel extremely attacked and threatened when talking about the source of their…

Article pitch: What if I made the same point as a 40-second Youtube video, only longer, and in a way that made every reader wish for death?

{Spoiler alert:} The doctors were the murderers

Several of Leto’s costars from several other projects have said he’s an giant asshole on set.

Except that hiring a disabled actor, you know going in what you’re getting into. With Leto, it was just as likely that he would have shown up on set sucking on a blood bag as it was him showing up on crutches.

You’re looking for a 2,000-word rant on why SNL shouldn’t have done the Will Smith sketch because they could have spent that time making fun of Republicans?

All the big exclusives are also available on PS4 and the exclusives are niche titles imo.

Oh, rad. I might check this ou—-

Nine of of ten spiders agree: Boston’s Wilbur Theater is “SOME THEATER”.

This will not, however, halt the production of Die Hard films, which will henceforth be completed with the assistance of a series of increasingly less alarming deepfakes.

Considering how stupid big and complex the map is, the loading times on PS5 are some kind of otherworldly witchcraft. 

My issue isn’t that the drama in the show is based on superficial issues, but that the show has a bizarre tendency to make what minimal drama it establishes evaporate. For example:

His performances are so powerful, they’ve escaped into the wider world and possessed other performers and elevated them to new heights!

So no professional writing experience, just an arrogant armchair quarterback. It's well past time to grow up boss.