I would buy a system like this for home use so fast! Hopefully we don't have to wait too long for that to be a possibility.

I thought it was the funniest sketch of the episode. Isn't comedy supposed to be uncomfortable and controversial?

I think the humor interferes with their delusions that this is a sign of the End Times, and that Jeebus is calling them into a new Crusade against the heathens or something.

Ooooo, burn, "Social Justice Warriors"

Why is there such a high concentration of humorless, perpetually offended people on Twitter?

I usually hate SNL and I found this sketch hilarious. There's criticism of our smaltzy nationalistic treatment of sending our kids off to war on our own side, plus a treatment of the irrational anxiety that gripped every parent who read about the 3 UK teens still AWOL somewhere in Syria.

Was going to say...SNL is incredibly hit-or-miss, but I actually thought that was pretty funny.

It's fuckin funny!

not just you, that's funny as hell.

I also thought it was funny.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

Oh no! Not Twitter users!

I refuse to buy the ones with the ominous X.

And, let's be honest, more executives SHOULD.

It's too bad they can't just use methamphetamine or cocaine anymore.

After one state enacted safe haven laws, they soon rewrote it to say "newborns only" cause people were abandoning teenagers.

Anything that was gained over the winter of 2014 was all gone by the summer. The Arctic sea ice coverage (minimum) for 2014 was the 6th lowest ever recorded.

This is a teapot, you don't actually boil the water in this either.

Cut off a zombie head, place on end of gun. BOOM instant silencer/zombie camouflage.

But really suppressors don't make gunshots all that quiet like they depict in the movies, it's not a little "pfft" of a whisper. It goes from a POP to a Pop! and isn't worth it in a hypothetical zombie world.