Ok, but realistically, what chance do you have surviving the people who already live in the Rockies who are already heavily armed and prepared for the commie/liberal apocalypse they're sure is coming?

I love how everyone assumes they'll be one of the last survivors, fearlessly roaming the forests like in The Walking Dead. I know full well that I would die and get zombified almost immediately.

MY LIFE FOR YOU

Dark. I like it.

This is by all accounts the only situation I would ever pair up with Sarah Palin for.

I found it sadly humorous that the only thing that was bringing the Israelis and Palestinians together was the zombie apocalypse in WWZ.

Hot Dr. Pepper. Mmmm... ummmmm....

Have you ever watched Shaun of the Dead? Highly recommended.

I'm going to head straight to Galt's Gulch—no mooching zombies allowed there, and bonus! It's in the Rockies.

...and drive north into the freezing Canadian wilderness.

Siiiiiiiiiiiigh...

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

And can the actress eat a donut or something?

My strategy remains the same.
1. Eat all of the chocolate remaining in my apartment.
2. Kill self.

So, they basically just outlined the plot of Stephen King's The Stand. #m-o-o-nspellszombieoutbreak

Out of Sight is also a good place to see a once white-hot, very talented actor who has since turned into a shell of themselves.

I've seen photos of the three kids together and the difference is striking in that one of them is acting like a human being and the other two are acting like they think they're living in a James Franco Art Installation. I think he must have had that first kid right before he got MEGA-famous and rich enough to…

I can pinpoint when I turned sour on him: When he turned 'The Karate Kid' into a vehicle for his weird, spoiled kid.

I'd be happy if he just made Bad Boys sequels for the rest of his career.