Easier to fire her now than have to suffer her twelve weeks of federally mandated (unpaid) leave.

What is the origin of that picture? Who is this person that likes Breaking Bad, but needs to pixelate a bong?

I think the type of work is of critical importance in deciding your degree of impairment.

And here I just always assumed the Iron Sheik was just a dude from Fresno.

You're right.

You see clever. I see entitled laziness. There is no bridging this gap.

As a small business owner who encounters too many clowns who somehow convince themselves that my labors should be free, I don't think I am.

That was (very) loosely based on a true story.

I don't fault the lonely person willing to complete that task for praise and the possibility of companionship. I fault the person who uses a dating app to take advantage of that person.

I'm trying to shoehorn that old chestnut into this scenario and cannot make it fit. Who is the cow? What is the milk?

I'm sure there are plenty of construction, home maintenance, and off season landscaping companies that would have happily sent someone out to complete that work.

...occasionally...

...but I'm sure the target audience for these (fleet customers buying them in batches) aren't going to wanna screw around with that nonsense.

Any chump can manufacture a child (doesn't make them a parent.)

Fair enough. That should break up the monotony.

I see this leading to a human cordyceps parasite outbreaks.

I doubt it. He is a back playing Mike Ehrmantraut on Better Call Saul.

Co-fornicators? Adultery teammates?

They need the time jump. Chandler Rigg is downright implausible as a 12 year old.

I would love to see it.