I like all of these individual items.

Fire departments make things too easy and fail to address the real reasons buildings burn (inadequate building codes, failure to adhere to existing codes, etc.)

Drunken late-night meal I've eaten once:

I know the customers smoke pot, but I guess the executives do too.

Even if we solved all that ails society up to and including our lack of flying pigs, babies would still be abandoned. Probably in much lower numbers, but it will still happen.

They need a teenager-sized box too.

...baby boxes and hatches make abandoning a newborn too easy and fail to address the reasons that parents choose to abandon a baby (poverty, medical problems, isolation, etc.)

It would take a keen eye to spot the difference between zombie Burning Man and regular Burning Man.

I don't understand the need to survive. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be out in the street. Mindlessly eating your brains.

M-o-o-n spells I love this comment.

We stopped locking them away in asylums. They are members of society now. Of course there are more.

I would argue that camera truck, smartly, realized he didn't have enough room to complete the turn before the downhill truck arrived.

Or hauling packing peanuts.

Because problems go away if you ignore them.

I doubt that engine has 10,000 miles on it.

Polio and measles are coming back strong. Let's bring all antiquated medical horseshit back.

I wonder if Lydia E. Pinkham is any relation to C.A. Pinkham?

By flinging it across the room at them.

The quality of leadership is seldom measured in your ability to scold.