Look, the tone of your story told me that you're kind of a dick. You clearly disagree.

Yeah, shame and decency are for the little people.

Jerking off to guns is fun.

Humans are a threat. Zombies are just an obstacle.

They need to leap forward in time. They need to show them, fully integrated into a new society with toddler Judith and close the gap that has formed between Carl's age and Chandler Rigg's age.

It was more than the fact that it may be a trap. It is the fact that the group is at their weakest. Rick knows they wouldn't survive a trap this time.

What tone were you aiming for with this story?

My neighbor doesn't eat things with bones because they're yucky. Hot dogs and chicken nuggets for that grown ass man.

Tater tots and ketchup. The generic ketchup, not that Heinz crap (it's too spicy.)

The only coffee I can suffer is eating tiramisu.

Every time I watch The Three Stooges, I come away upset about the fact that Moe Howard's hair doesn't have soup in it.

Either way, do you really want her to be the voice of your community? I'm sure there were applicants for that job who weren't blithering idiots.

Naked Gun 2 1/2.

Maybe she was using one of these.

How dare Benicio Del Toro look like a 48 year old while he happens to be 48 years old.

I knew it!

"We created a problem, but quickly fixed it. You're welcome, assholes."

It is all part of their nefarious conquest schemes.

If I make it 105, I'm going out in a barfight. Maybe a skydiving accident.

If you had just let it go, it would have barely been noticed and eventually be replaced by a Coca Cola billboard.