Better to have sluttyass hands, than slutty asshands.

I like the Portal axles. It's like a GUnimog. Galendenmoggie

Your failure to indicate has left me puzzled.

Eh, you kinda get used to it.

I think the problem was that he found fame before he found his voice. It took a while to shake the image of that shrieking, growly persona.

His movies are great. World's Greatest Dad is just hilarious, poignant and perfect.

Holy shit!! How did I not notice? Thanks for your input, champ.

After the -9F bicycle commute this morning, they would have paid me to enter.

I hope this doesn't mean there will be less Cal and Neri.

When they get out of prison, the IRS will come calling.

My dating wheelhouse.

Their main product is a tobacco-derived anti-inflammatory called Antabloc. During the trial, witnesses testified that McDonnell even tried to shill the product to Ann Romney, telling her it could cure her multiple sclerosis.

They were throwing all sorts of shit against the wall to keep this zombie moving.

The final season was all about how Ashton Kutcher's character (Walden: single, attractive billionaire who had no luck with women) wanted to start a family.

They brought a little boy in as Ashton Kutcher's adopted child.

I would rather live in cold than hot. Dressing appropriately keeps the cold out. Hot is hot even if you're naked.

If your pissing is combustible, you may need a liver function test (and probably shouldn't be driving.)

The worst winter driving conditions I remember were 4 inches of snow when I was stationed in Augusta, GA.

Is Mayor Giuliani addressing the public as a public figure, or drunk and embarrassing his nieces and nephews at thanksgiving?

Sure, but I dig any country that can elect the coolest President possible.