Where do you dream about becoming an American expat? Montevideo, Uruguay is my current frontrunner.

I don't know why they mince their words.

We'll get there, America. We'll get there.

You're shaving a good 15 years off of the age of that reference (and some of us still got it.)

Invisibility would explain why all of those people can't recall him being present at events he described.

I don't sing, but I thought this was my psych ward.

In my town, the short-lived Krispy Kreme was replaced by a Chik-Fil-A. I'm sure they were all "Thanks for going through the hassle of zoning and permitting just so you could implode within a year and give us a cheap building."

Having sexual preferences is completely natural. Voicing them here the way you did was the creepy part. Creepy.

So you're paying extra for a smattering of shitty tomatoes? Yep, you totally cracked the code.

Like how Kentucky Fried Chicken officially became "KFC" because most of them aren't even in Kentucky.

You are slightly off the mark, but when you swing a bat that big you're gonna hit the target regardless.

Every time I watch Agent Carter and they go to her 'ladies only' apartment building, all I can imagine is these two skulking about.

Be advised: Poop cannons

That'll be what I'll be fixing in all those bad guys that I'll be gunnin' down after I get all strapped up.

Well, my doctor did say I have an iron deficiency...

They have the burden of marketing the world's second most durable good (behind marble columns.)

If you were literally drowning in guns, they would tell you to buy another gun and shoot your way out.

I feel like your first paragraph and your second paragraph disagree with each other.

Okay, consider it not forgotten.

I read the entry you linked, and didn't find anything disturbing. One became a novelist and the other runs a business. Neither is a violent criminal.