I love Chipotle, but I've been eating a lot healthier lately. If you make healthy choices at Chipotle, it becomes a waste of money.

Fueled by spite.

There is a reason Andrew Breitbart dropped dead in his early 40s. There is nothing healthy about choking on your own bile as a career choice.

He wants fame and fortune despite an obvious lack of talent. Lucky for him he is a mincing sociopath in a society that rewards this behavior.

Thank you for your carefully organized thoughts on the subject (and others.)

When I worked there it had 59¢, 79¢, and 99¢ menus. There were only two items not one those menus (Nacho Bellgrande and the Taco Salad were $1.99 (these prices are adorably outdated.))

Everyone at home already knows she is an idiot. They just tune these stories out.

[bites his phone]

Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.

The people who don't know what a scallop is are usually the same people who don't eat 'yucky' stuff like that.

The only difference between a Taco Bell taco and the taco supreme is tomatoes and sour cream. Every single day I worked there, someone would come in and order the taco supreme without tomatoes and sour cream.

Mostly. The exception being the actions of special operations forces.

I know nothing, but suspect we already are. I wouldn't be surprise if our covert expeditionary forces (Green Beret, Marine Force Recon) are already embedded with Kurdish forces.

A ground invasion is the answer. Jordanian, Iraqi and Saudi armed forces need to form a coalition army, and solve their problem. The US should support that mission.

We did something.

I love the Mazda5. I don't even have a family and I want one.

I'm embarrassed for that entire Jiffy Lube.

The last car I bought was a stick. My salesman couldn't drive it.

He doesn't have a butthole. It's starting to back up.

Off to eat some eggs.