Hmmm... I suspect you're screwing with me.

I guess if a father has to change his daughter's/mother has to change her son's diaper, someone is going to jail.

You must be exhausted after your careful reading the link I provided.

I've been giving one side hell. It might be time to switch.

I've been squeezing for ten minutes now. Nothing (except a bruise.)

Just look at that disgusting piece of shit.

Hershey's chocolates taste like homegrown human trafficking.

"I'm going to give these people a piece of my vacant mind." — Everyone involved

They're all being driven by by Eastern European gangsters and African warlords now.

I have no idea what my daily commuter weighs, but I bet it's around 40 lbs.

Half of me agrees with you, but the other half is offended.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

It took more than a few seconds to mentally process that first image.

[pelts AnonymousCivilPerson with rice and toilet paper]

I bet AMC won't let me bring my utahraptor hatchling with me to watch Jurassic World.

I would hope, but I have little to no faith in our society anymore (on many fronts.)

Clearly plenty of people seem to think that smoke is coming from these women's, flaming pants.

A sociopath who found a money-making niche.

Why would you ever send a tip in the first place? Don't give your labor away for free.

Astro vans!? That would be enormous. I was thinking a Geo Tracker and a matching fifth-wheel.