Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

I wonder if the five-free-meals deal will be honored by the new manager who will be taking over that restaurant with swift immediacy?

I'm amazed that you can sleep through all that yodeling. Unless you've found some weirdo that doesn't yodel when he masturbates.

Harold.

That provision, in and of itself, is the reason any judge will wipe their ass with this bill if it ever became law.

Blame technology or pretend it doesn't matter. Understood.

Guyana not Guam. Excellent fact checking, Accordingto!

That is the reason I had all the mirrors taken out of my home.

I remember when John Kerry demolished George W. Bush in the debates (I don't recall that leading to a President Kerry.)

[savors his gorilla and dung beetle stew while nodding in agreement]

Is Jesus a jealous husband, or is occupied with all his other brides?

Put a good, hard-core funk in it.

If they are trading at such stratospheric prices, why isn't anyone just selling new bodies? I'm sure I can buy everything else out of the JC Whitney catalog.

This is great news.

I want to submit a bill that outlaws providing a prostate exam for a person who will go on to have sex with a minor.

That "9 To 5" one is amazing.

If you thought that 'joke' was funny, you must be getting your buzz from some really broken shit. I guess I did you a favor.

So you failed at understanding how humor works. Got it.

When I'm 108 years old, I'll have been dead for decades.

Some drivers are flaming assholes. That doesn't mean it is reasonable to write off all drivers.