Or, you know, drivers can look where the fuck they're going, and not act like they own the road.

I'm a VIP. I shouldn't have to.

No kidding, friend!

Chuck is angry at the boner she gave him, but wouldn't service.

That was my fair state of Pennsylvania.

You're welcome!

Nothing, and I made no such claim.

That is a well thought out example of missing the point.

I wasn't talking about canned food. I was talking about organic canned food.

There is a market for child prostitutes. I encourage you to maintain your line of reasoning accordingly.

Next step is pilfer the warchest.

Clarence Thomas didn't recuse himself from cases involving Monsanto despite him formerly being their legal counsel. He didn't recuse himself from anything related to healthcare despite his wife being a lobbiest for that industry.

That is the reason why I still use condoms into middle age.

20+ years ago (fuck, I'm getting old) I worked at Taco Bell. This is when they offered the 'Border Lights' menu items. These were products with 50% less fat and 80% less flavor than the regular menu items. I had made the argument that there was no market for this product.

Canned organic food makes about as much sense as luxury cheez whiz.

Correction: Fleshlight (I think we all knew that.)

Maybe this was designed specifically to make flashlights seem reasonable.

[furiously masturbates to this comment]

You must not live in the US.

That price is dropping because of OPEC manipulation. Saudi Arabia can 'show their worth' at any time by reversing said manipulations.