Isn’t the navy cancelling these ships?

He’s got the two-fer: Early bald and grey. Thus Stewart has been a 60 year old man for like 40 years now.

Did we give up when Draftkings bombed New York?!

Because you can’t. Cuz everyone knows the Pats are wicked awesome.

So, do I get my winnings now?

Professional flag football is inevitable.

London Uber Rozelle

Tasty tears!

You adopted the black and gold, but I was born in it. Molded by it...

It was only a coke!

This is a Robert Parish designed smoke room. And it works. It works like Snuka off the top rope.

Gosh I wonder why Brady didn’t want to hand over his phone to the NFL!

Too much work. I except my fate as a zombie, proudly.

I got the rush, and then the crotch straps were crushing my balls the whole way down. Check yo crotch straps gents!

I have a hard time understanding how that haircut is real. Like, it scrambles my mind and I am incapable of coherent thought concerning that haircut.

She’s a keg, actually.

Given all this hate I’m gonna be that tryhard starting the wave next game I go to. I’ll be sure to get really drunk first.

I like the wave too. It’s fun and if you hate it you hate fun. Beachballs in the bleachers too!

lol u read a newspaper? For real? Like turning inky crumply pages and stuff?

It’s like a bubble, but with SCIENCE!