But it does have electrolytes, so.....

My fall guy: Ludes.

God wanted that finger.

Let he who is without blackouts toss the first bottle.

Is it Johnny Depp?

Don’t wear a pink jumpsuit when hopping trains.

I know I am the best Asteroids player in the world. I just know it.

I ran a highly competitive 12-18 team league for 10 years AMA.

He’d know you can run unusual formations at the line of scrimmage/wall.

Maybe Coach Harbaugh should read the Constitution.

Whew! With Geno down, the Pats have a better chance of winning the division!

My ears are still ringing.

To hell with you!

That erroneous report that everyone still talks about like it’s true? Yeah, go read the Twitter or something.

Love (and millions of dollars) heals all wounds.

Do you really need hands to rush the QB? Wouldn’t a big club be more effective anyways?

Kill the rich?

I find the Mad Max comparisons to be mediocre.

No! Money down.

Apparently Francona locked himself in the shitter during the game last night while his player was being ejected. Cleveland!