I feel people should be warned: this is not an adventure movie. I’ve seen a ton of audience reviews disappointed that an Arthurian legend film wasn’t a swords and sorcery blockbuster, and it’s not exactly a horror movie either. It’s an artsy, brooding coming of age story. Like, there are literally no sword fights in…

Look if they would just make it the price of a normal movie ticket, which is about $10 in my area, I would buy it. Okay? I would buy the ticket. Just make it affordable.

As a proud fellow lover of long toes and wide soles - I highly doubt his fetish has anything to do with his clear and present hatred for his mother. Foot fetish is just that- a fetish. Not an obsession or addiction.

“I can’t believe the fortitude of the parents”

It’s amazing how often people will spout out some dumb comments without reading the article.

If COVID-19 has taught me anything, it’s that we’re not probably fucked, we’re proper fucked.

Never figured him to miss the opportunity to foot a bill.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

I would argue its the third option of chuds defending wall street.

“the more profit every quarter damn long term success” is destroying everything.

And here I’d thought Frasier won an Oscar for Gods and Monsters. 1998 was just too long ago...

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

Brendan Fraser has kind of aged into Rodney Dangerfield.

This is the weird Jalopnik that I like

Hopefully this article is a sign that the slideshow garbage from Jalopnik has died as well.

The Avalon is a great, overlooked car.

F1 is rules first, racing second (or third) ...

if you think about it the original cars were essentially like crossovers as not all roads were even paved.  crossovers are both a progression of automotive technology but it many ways they take the automobile back to it’s roots. 

Wait, you mean there is some question as to whether Cliff Booth killed his wife? Because that didn’t seem very ambiguous when I watched it.

The Hateful 8 was just too much of a slog to me. There was no bright spot. It was just all nasty and, well, hateful. I guess he warned us. It was a huge low point in Tarantino’s career imo.