Dads with boats drive Cadillacs.

If you don’t unplug it in time, it simply explodes.

I am Zaroot? 

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

Are you kidding me?  He looks over at 0:05, knows the guys is down, then at 0:07 - 0:15 twists the crap out of his foot/leg.  There’s no reason for that.

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

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The bagel was rock hard? How can you call yourselves journalists if you can’t find a place that makes a good, fresh bagel in New York City? There’s a good spot on Ave. A, around 10th or 11th, west side of the street. Your welcome.

Can you guys get a higher table?

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No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

Batman is still the ultimate superhero oppressor. He’s basically Gotham’s police force (the competent one anyways) AND he owns pretty much the entire city. Spidey needs to up his game and start crushing the common man under the heel of his boot.

How does your OCD feel about the fact that it’s mirrored AND they put it off-center? I’m guessing it was an attempt to hide the mirror part.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

I like the concept, but patina is never perfectly symmetrical. The front bumper wrap has a mirror image my OCD can’t unsee.

If Chevy redesigned the Camaro with the Avista styling, it should sell.

I blame Donald Trump’s victory in 2016 on him getting more Electoral College votes than his opponent.

While I don’t know if this is true, I don’t think Moore is “blaming” Stefani for creating Trump, so much as he is pointing out that Trump is such a sexist, self-involved baby that OF COURSE something like getting paid less than a woman (what to do you bet the male hosts of The Voice made more than Stefani but that…

I bet those Porsche designers had a real ah-ha moment when they named that car.