COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:

Oh, she’s fuckin dat robot.

Well, Autobots are resto-mods

Not enough electrical issues to be made from VW parts

I’m just hoping that sick Datsun 510 in the beginning of the trailer has a leading role. I’d be all over this movie if it did.

Let’s be honest: even for a series of movies based on a line of plastic toys, the Transformers movies have generally sucked, pretty dramatically.

Directed by Travis Knight, who also made Kubo and the Two Strings, which was VERY good.

“the Eagles offered to send only a tiny handful of representatives”

damn, that Jim Cheung tho...

I try to live by the principle that men’s hearts are rarely as evil as their actions, and almost never as evil as their words. I am probably bastardizing that Tolkien quote, but that’s close. Typically, that means I am a little slower on the “race card” than some others.

They might, but more than anything these are just established patterns of behavior that show up naturally in these situations. You’d have better luck getting me a five year-old to stop picking his nose than you’d have getting these racist asshole cops to stop doing racist asshole things.

No, you paid someone to paint your hood. When are you going to stop with the sad titles? We would have clicked on it anyway given the lede image. You could have gone with something like “Bird IS the word” or how about giving the actual artist that did the work some of the credit up front “Jules Muck Fucked up my Truck…

First-favorite South American animal?

If having rich, indulgent daddies is all it takes, why aren’t Bennington and Wesleyan running the table in college hoops?

I’m not a fan of Stephen Curry but to say he’s never had one one moment of adversity in his life is not true.

That’s just about perfect. Are you going to hit it with some rattle can clearcoat to keep it from fading?

Bless your heart.

It’s the latest antidepressant/ADHD medication from Novartis called Solara.