My PBS station in Texas aired it. Loved it as a kid.

Red Green did that a long time ago. Since I’m too lazy for a video, here’s a picture. If you’re not Canadian, you have no idea what I’m talking about.

Any faster and that last downhill “lump” before a sharp right would probably kill people.

Wayne = John Goodman

I hope it doesn’t quite go that route. After the end of their relationship, Freddie and Mary remained close friends for the rest of his life. I’d like to see them treat his coming out to her with a little more subtlety.

I wonder who they’ll get to play Mike Myers (as Wayne) and Dana Carvey (as Garth), who were largely responsible for the song’s resurgence in popularity in the US (it charted higher in 1992 than it did when it was released). Prior to Wayne’s World, it was mostly regarded as a near-forgotten novelty ‘70s relic.

No disrespect intended to Albert Pujols, but I wonder if the Angels would be better off letting Ohtani DH for himself and letting Pujols rest on Sundays, as God intended.

As a Celtics fan that has had his hopes and dreams stomped on by this guy many times over the years it’s hard for me to admit this, but this is just another example of why Lebron is the greatest player of all time. Not only is he the most physically gifted and talented player on the floor, but he also sees everything…

I need a 2000 word Simmons-style thinkpiece about how Otani is the Thanos of baseball and I needed it yesterday

I’m sure the officiating crews from Game 3 on will give him all the meaningful help he needs. Teammates come and go but the refs will never let LeBron down.

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

The question, Nick, isn’t if LeBron will be better. He almost certainly will.

‘No, they gotta decide what color yellow tie to fuckin’ buy.’ —dear lord, wine-buzzed radical Gene Siskel is my favorite

Ebert had a life-long love of dogs, but could never bring himself to have one after the loss of a childhood pet. That’s so sad to me.

A little sample of IV at the movies, for those who didn’t know:

“Y’know, I was gonna become a basketball fan, but this zero-pitch intentional walk and elimination of flashy all-black footwear has changed my mind!”

I’m not sure if that one really counts because there’s no booze involved. You’re going to have to throw some alcohol into the mix before I even consider hiring you to design my next skyscraper.

For thesis we stayed up three straight nights. One individual disappeared from studio and was found naked sleeping, standing is his shower.