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The fuck is this? You had a bunch of loyal Deadspin readers weigh in in the Funbag comments, and you post a bunch of fucking garbage Twitter?

I think the three worst combos I can think of are:

The results of the test indicate the engine’s average power from three runs was almost exactly 100 HP, with an average max power of 126.64 HP. That’s quite a bit of power to lose, but then again, this is a pretty old car.

Oh god I totally forgot about that post...

“If you have men who will exclude any of Gods’ creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men”—-St.Francis of Assisi

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

Yeah. Like...there’s a lot to be written about this video, and the commodification of black suffering to release a music video you’ll make money off of, and what this video is trying to say and what it isn’t trying to say. But saying that Glover can’t say anything about black experiences because he has a white wife?…

Due to Hood’s refusal to play, LeBron has downgraded his handshake with Hood to “white guy who just closed on his house.”

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

I think Kanye just loves the feeling of making a big splash, regardless of how he does it. “Look at all this reaction I get when I say stuff like this! I must be so powerful! People are talking about me!!”

That’s where the whole country is right now. So exasperating and dangerous.

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

The fact that a Boston team and a Philly team are both so likable is really, really troubling. And I’m a Celtics fan.

This should help

both tatum and redick went to duke, if that helps

But why assistant to the chairman? I think he’s ready to be the chairman right now.

Ichiro was 35 for 117 with 3 HR and 10 RBI against Bartolo Colon

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