He declined to film such a message.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I know it’s in poor taste but:

Unlike the other assholes being accused, I’m truly hoping this isn’t true.

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.

Related. The Sinclair C5 monster truck.

Cavs fan here.

Last night, after the Knicks completed then comeback, a couple of old men drinking alone at a bar on the UWS each looked up at the TV and managed, briefly, to sputter out something resembling applause.

“Zing”

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

This here is why I come.

“Anyone could have seen this coming.”

This isn’t the jovial, dime-dropping Spaniard from way back when.

Gritty Ricky to his teammates: Grind with me.

(Apologies for the edit)

Not gonna lie, Grit Rick Rubio is currently the most attractive player in the NBA, and we should be ashamed for not noticing him sooner.