Clue style.

But I heard Jordan does that ALL THE TIME.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Howard Ends, Ranked

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I expected nothing less from Odor in this skirmish. After all, in the eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right. ‘Cause the eyes of a Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do, he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas, look behind you, ‘cause that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be.

The Vandals.

Ironic that injuries inflicted through dirty hits would bring down the Steelers.

I e had this debate so many times on how this rule makes any sense. Everyone says “It’s fair!” And then proceeds to say it's fair because the defense should do its job, while dismissing that the opposing defense could be equally inept. I just fail to see how a coin toss should dictate a matchup, especially when it…

The NFL’s OT format blows.

Really? No one else?

Baroness’ “Purple” and Vattnet Viskar’s “Settler” are winners this year.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

Don’t be a fucking idiot.

No wonder the Reds never made Joe Morgan the team captain.

No one is making anything up as they go along. They’re just finally enforcing rules that ALREADY EXIST.

To add insult to injury, Utley still hasn’t touched second base. I don’t know how the hell he was ruled safe.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.