Todd Frazier has been the lone bright spot for the Reds this year. Glad we were able to rally and vote him in. Also, fuck Matt Carpenter.

So that guy considered himself a “Real ‘Murrican” while simultaneously proclaiming his loyalty to the traitorous faction that tried to leave the Union? Brilliant.

“Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol, 100%. If you bring the energy and curl your lip, you simply cannot fail.

“Never Tear Us Apart” by INXS. THE ONLY KARAOKE SONG.

I do a podcast, and I’ve had my son on almost every episode since he was 3 years old. The memories of him telling me about when he rode a bike and fell over the front, and he ‘cwied’ give me a smile that nothing can remove. I made a compilation of nothing but his segments just so I can have that as he gets older. I…

I hope Dr. Yolo reads this

Is damage control not a thing in St. Louis?

Breaking News: Cano just got 10/240 from the Mariners.

"I know."

Cincinnati's AHL team, the Cyclones has Twister, an anthropomorphic tornado. He has two different heads, one flat so he can slide on the ice (as seen in the attached video).