No, it’s Morgan Wallen, not Fucked Up.

I feel my joking off the late-90s steroid era in baseball may have been too oblique here.

I’ll probably get roasted for this but I’ve never revered Jon Stewart (or Colbert) as much as his hard core fans do - I mean, he’s amusing but - meh. I’ll definitely admit to really enjoying him on the Larry Sanders show though - he was hilarious playing off Shandling. It’s kinda strange because I’ve found myself…

Can’t wait to see the nature film about this: I, Kea.

Vinny would like to know if you feel like laying a little something down on a friendly game.

Yeah, I doubt he planned to die in a helicopter crash today.

Beat me to it...

I’d love it if Johnson decides to ditch Star Wars and keep making his original movies (and not just sequels to this either, as much as I enjoyed it). 

How is bombing international airports considered an act of.... no wait, nevermind. Bombing international airports is definitely the way to go if you want trouble.

Great front to back, but when Mr. Music showed up, it went to a whole new level. 

I thought it was an iconic comedy foursome lineup at the end there - but then I snorted when Beck Bennett came out and Kenan quickly shoved him off and took his place. Such a well done bit. And Kenan deserved to stand up there too! He’s been in comedy for AGES now. Good for him.

The thing about the John Wick films is that they’re basically the action version of classic musicals like Singin’ in the Rain or an American in Paris - there’s a plot and there’s dialog, and they’re good and even great at times, but really they’re just an excuse to string together a series of thrilling kinetic…

Have you seen the “theory” that Wonderful Christmastime is about a group of people practicing witchcraft, but someone walks in on their dark ritual so they have to pretend to be just enjoying Christmas?

Of course he uses two spaces after a period.

Today I learned the Battle of the Bulge included very fine soldiers on both sides.

I was fired from the porn parody, “American Rods”.

You are fucking seriously comparing white people operating Chinese restaurants to black people being killed by cops. Yours is truly the shittiest fucking take.

This is why I liked the food court at the mall where I worked many years (albeit, in the movie theatre for the mall, not the Cinnabon). The Cajun Big Easy was staffed by Asian-Americans; the Little Tokyo by Latinx; the Pizza Villa by African-Americans; & the Subway by lesbians. Cross cultural experience for the price…

It’s especially weird with American Chinese food. Almost nothing about it is authentic, so why do you care if a Chinese person made it? It’s not like they’re making dishes they would’ve made in their homeland, they’re making heavily bastardized, Americanized versions of those things.