Command: Look left.

Or the cocktail bar waitress says they say they can make your three dots and a dash (not on the menu), including Luxardo cherries (which she specifically mentioned) and the drink comes back without the cherries (a massively important part of a drink names for the garnish). When pressed, she tells you that they didn’t…

Tough, but fair.

This is encouraging, but we need to know how he typed this.

I meant dumb people, but same difference.

Oh and next time, you can click the name on the comment to see a poster’s comment history. If you looked at my past history, you’d see that I’m not some racist troll.

WOAH there dude.

God I love people dunking on Musk.

Just as incredible: Joey Votto of the Reds can basically recall any specific at bat he’s had, down to pitch sequence and all that.

This is a great LeBron moment, but my favorite will always be that clip of him telling his wife to put the j away during the World Series once he realized they were on camera.

Coach Danny Brown on the win was quoted as saying “Ain’t it funny how it happens? Who ever would imagine.”

I dunno. He’s said “live” as in the act of being alive as opposed to the description of the event. He’s clearly reading things properly, but he isn’t processing them well in the moment.

Has she seen DeNiro on SNL? Dude just cannot.

I hate to break it to you, but an alarming number of people really don’t understand logic.

I searched David Icke to try to understand this more and one of the top news stories was from Breitbart. I won’t link, because I hate them, but it was a very weird experience.

No, you don’t melt your bitter heart with this touching story. You melt your icy heart with a cool island song!

Seems like a good day for Shellac (it’s always a good day for Shellac):

I LOVE THIS BAND!

I wish I could... I wish I could.

I wouldn’t say it was my primary identity, but it was a big part of it. I guess you could say I was more of a nerd, but a big part of it was gaming and it started when I was in elementary school.