Yeah, but with how gerrymandered the state is, they’ll likely have (or at least hope to have) a republican-dominated legislature when that happens and they can just vote to give the GOP governor all the powers they want.

Or, arguably a soup in a bread bowl if the bun isn’t open at the end...

But then French hot dogs are sushi!

God, I love the philosophy of taxonomy.

I like those ones as well.

My dad is trying to cudgel my mom’s Gmail account (that she apparently ran through some other service, for some reason) into Outlook, because that’s what he is used to. He uses Gmail through Outlook and it was a massive pain trying to get him to use Hangouts when I needed to share the screen. He has also sent two…

What alarms me most* is the number of people that start the body of their email in the subject line. We have truly failed as a country.

I’m left wondering what comeuppance he thinks those people got. Also the Bushes?

If you ever had any doubt that most of the braggadocio in rap comes from a place of deep insecurity, this should alleviate that.

Yeah. Literal Nazis are using the games to talk to these kids and trying to get them to read white supremacist stuff.

I would say going to a bar alone with the express intent to get plastered is definitely sad/alcoholic, but just getting a beer or two alone isn’t strange or sad.

What about going to a bar for a drink and some food? If I really don’t feel like cooking (or don’t have much food in the house, due to poor planning), I’ll often walk to a local brewery or bar and get dinner and a beer. I usually wind up talking to the bartender and have a good time.

Haha, no. It’s the song “Adam Levine” from Mustang, which is an anti-Adam Levine song, to put it lightly.

Warning, you probably want to wear headphones if you listen to this at work.

Get Electric Six to do it!

Yeah, I was thinking about if I could go back and train in any sport just to get fit and have the body, it would be gymnastics, even though I’m too tall to be truly good at it.

The beer leaking from the ceiling is what broke me. What?

Peroni at Italian restaurants, Tsingtao at Chinese. Don’t mess with success.

Based on the video, I think Bale was being coy so he doesn’t get detained and deported...

Yeah. I think I used to believe that conservatives were the ones using reason when I was a kid, but as I grew up, that changed. I learned that I got that opinion because I was surrounded by conservative adults who would cite cherry-picked statistics or anecdotes to support their case, while only presenting liberals as…